deathofadeity:

iamwizz:

The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you

Half of tumblr finally gets laid

did-you-kno:

Source

thisismyoneroomdisco:

adventurerscelebrationgathering:

Tell ‘em. 

I dedicate this little number to all those who like to say Disney princesses are nothing but passive, submissive, and horrible role models. 

Bless this post.

heniousstrider:

cat-womans-whip:

loutrem:

stridelr:

john is literally me

the fuck dave

what

a mans gotta stay limber yo

cant just charge into battle w/o streachin’

dont wana pull somethin’

that’d be stupid

I’m laughing harder than I should be.

Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things

edgebug:

(x)

well it took me about 2 seconds to reblog this

deceptiboobies:

“no” i whisper as i hear footsteps approaching my room

Yuzan.

hoplophilia:

Dragon’s Breath is a very gorgeous type of opal made into many types of jewelry.

greymon:

cataquacks:

OH MY GOD….

inceredible

morristibbs:

GOD I GOT DRUNK LAST NIGHT AND I WAS POSTING ON THE DAD EGBERT FACEBOOK AND THREE OF THE PEOPLE I RP WITH STARTED MESSAGING ME

I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO I WAS TALKING TO IN THAT LAST ONE

orcapool:

heroshade:

orcapool:

I JUST REALIZED HOW STUPID FLIP FLOPS ARE

THEIR NAME

THEY WERE NAMED AFTER THE SOUND THEY MAKE WHEN YOU WALK

THAT IS SO RIDICULOUS

I’M SO ANGRY NOW

They’re like Pokemon for your feet.

GET OUT