The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you
Half of tumblr finally gets laid
I dedicate this little number to all those who like to say Disney princesses are nothing but passive, submissive, and horrible role models.
Bless this post.
john is literally me
the fuck dave
a mans gotta stay limber yo
cant just charge into battle w/o streachin’
dont wana pull somethin’
that’d be stupid
I’m laughing harder than I should be.
“no” i whisper as i hear footsteps approaching my room
Dragon’s Breath is a very gorgeous type of opal made into many types of jewelry.
GOD I GOT DRUNK LAST NIGHT AND I WAS POSTING ON THE DAD EGBERT FACEBOOK AND THREE OF THE PEOPLE I RP WITH STARTED MESSAGING ME
I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO I WAS TALKING TO IN THAT LAST ONE
I JUST REALIZED HOW STUPID FLIP FLOPS ARE
THEY WERE NAMED AFTER THE SOUND THEY MAKE WHEN YOU WALK
THAT IS SO RIDICULOUS
I’M SO ANGRY NOW
They’re like Pokemon for your feet.